Dearest “under boob” searcher,
The first few times I saw you in my blog stats, I thought it was odd. But now, there you are everyday. You diligently wade through the piles of websites Google lays at your feet and faithfully click on mine. Every.Single.Day.
I care not why you first entered the term “under boob” into your search engine. But I would like to know, out of morbid curiosity, why you continue to search “under boob” every day in order to find me? It really doesn’t have to be as complicated as all that. There are much simpler ways to visit my site, I promise.
I would love to know, “under boob” searcher, why you are so interested in what I have to say? I mean, I’m sure it was a disappointment to come here the first time and see that the only discussion of boobs revolves around breastfeeding. Not quite the excitement one would hope for when searching for “under boob”, I’m sure. So why, dear “under boob” searcher? Why do you love me so?